Just funnies.....

[LPS]

er I was telling my ex that she should come pheasant hunting with me.  I sort of brought it up for a couple of weeks before the season.  THEN all of a sudden I thought what the HE77 am I doing to my guys traditional hunt.  I shut up and thanked the powers abo

[LPS]

You get the drift. 

[fishwidow]

That looks like it could be more of a stress reliever to me.

[Steve-o]

 

[mike89]

 

[glenn57]

 

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

 

[HD]

 

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

 

[tangle tooth]

      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?

[HD]

 

[mike89]

      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?

keep talking like that and you might not get much older!!   

[glenn57]

      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?

so it happened in the morning......you posted this at 10 pm........were you hidiing the better part of the day?????? AND not because she wanted your body???

[tangle tooth]

      You would be surprised how fast an old, arthritic, fat man can run.

[glenn57]

      You would be surprised how fast an old, arthritic, fat man can run.

[glenn57]

  HD's side gig!!

[mike89]

 

[tangle tooth]

      Is that why he pays for everything with dollar bills?

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

a guy I know who is an avid hunter is getting married this Sat!!!   sucker!!! 

[Steve-o]

What was he thinkin? 

[tangle tooth]

a guy I know who is an avid hunter is getting married this Sat!!!   sucker!!! 

On purpose?

[Pulleye16]

I have TWO friends that got married on MN deer opener…and one became a deer hunter later in life. Karma.